kobetyrant:

when you put 2 and 2 together and realize Beyoncé’s your mom

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I would read the hell of that novel.

fistingmemes:

Back to school shopping

fistingmemes:

Back to school shopping

me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

watermellyn:

If you sleep with pants on why

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

image

scottbalf:

You: “I haven’t really sucked that many dicks.”

Me: image

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic