going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
she now has an academy award.
my soul left my body
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
it’s important to note that she left him for another woman BEFORE he became the anti-gay leader
he was so butthurt about his wife leaving him for another woman, he fuckin started an organization condemning homosexuals
THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
Getting nudes from someone you really didn’t want nudes from