when you put 2 and 2 together and realize Beyoncé’s your mom
I would read the hell of that novel.
Back to school shopping
If you sleep with pants on why
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE
me stealing your moment and making it about me
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
You: “I haven’t really sucked that many dicks.”